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nemui-ko: mikus: loveavant-garde: How I get ready i wish...

ducko — Mon, 13 May 2013 02:07:46 -0400

mikus:

loveavant-garde:

How I get ready

i wish life was that easy

what just happened

motherjones: fuckyeahdementia: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his...

ducko — Mon, 13 May 2013 02:04:09 -0400

fuckyeahdementia:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[tastefullyoffensive:ryanwmchenry]

Come on, man, just eat your cereal already.

justinnieful: ch0c0late-chip: savanna-says: froimeetsworld: s...

ducko — Thu, 09 May 2013 12:04:14 -0400

justinnieful:

ch0c0late-chip:

savanna-says:

froimeetsworld:

strayroutes:

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

Awwwww

I read that all in high pitched talking animal voices

Omg I love this

lakdjfaldsjkfa;lkdfa <3

Thank you bunnies *_* hahahaha

tulipenoire: blackhippy-shit: hayleytonks: stormy-kun493: r-l...

ducko — Fri, 03 May 2013 17:33:27 -0400

tulipenoire:

blackhippy-shit:

hayleytonks:

stormy-kun493:

r-leostar:

joechacho:

expressiontime:

well thanks now Im cryin

this just made me kinda emotional i has a sad now

({why would you make this})

Is it even legal to fit this many feels in one post?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I gonna grossly sob in the corner of the room.

hey what you’re doing you can stop now

Really strained what’s left of my tear ducts on that Fosters home part..

I hate whoever put this together. Go sit down and reevaluate your life. My heart…is. HURT!

twinklelinh89: turtlefucker: thecakebar: Sourdough Danish...

ducko — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:00:25 -0400

Please visit TheCakeBar@Tumblr for more food tutorials and recipes!

Please visit TheCakeBar@Tumblr for more food tutorials and recipes!

Please visit TheCakeBar@Tumblr for more food tutorials and recipes!

Please visit TheCakeBar@Tumblr for more food tutorials and recipes!

Please visit TheCakeBar@Tumblr for more food tutorials and recipes!

Please visit TheCakeBar@Tumblr for more food tutorials and recipes!

Please visit TheCakeBar@Tumblr for more food tutorials and recipes!

Please visit TheCakeBar@Tumblr for more food tutorials and recipes!

twinklelinh89:

turtlefucker:

thecakebar:

Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

belle belle belle lets do dis

NEXT THING ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO BAKE :)

the-absolute-best-posts: ishouldnot: hahha where is this...

ducko — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 03:08:19 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

ishouldnot:

hahha where is this from?

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

ofmiceandbren: “I didn’t mean to have you”

ducko — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:14:44 -0400

ofmiceandbren:

“I didn’t mean to have you”

leeoonnn: Chemistry demos are the best.

ducko — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 06:55:14 -0400

leeoonnn:

Chemistry demos are the best.

catchingfiretribute: “He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s...

ducko — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 19:19:57 -0400

catchingfiretribute:

“He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe. And he’s wonderful.”

stillnotmai: How Animals Eat Their Food This...

ducko — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 05:09:22 -0400

stillnotmai:

How Animals Eat Their Food

This is truly amazing. Haha.

elfpen: killsmedead: lizznotliz: gigidowns |...

ducko — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 02:38:56 -0400

elfpen:

killsmedead:

lizznotliz:

gigidowns | courtenaybird:

The Get More Out of Google Infographic Summarizes Online Research Tricks for Students

I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

Know your boolean phrasology

dkdahypeman: dead she farted.

ducko — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:18:25 -0400

dkdahypeman:

dead

she farted.

janzyboo: too good

ducko — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:30:36 -0400

janzyboo:

too good

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ducko — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 17:43:41 -0400

mdao: koranyly: joseelance: thatguymicah: glitterarrownarwhal...

ducko — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:06:21 -0400

mdao:

koranyly:

joseelance:

thatguymicah:

glitterarrownarwhal:

kick-it-kiwi:

peanutbutterstar:

masturgates:

im-not-giving-upp:

the-grudge-girl:

Hide and Seek Alone

Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened.

You will need:

A doll with legs. (The doll serves as a place for the spirit to enter, therefore it is advised that you not use a human doll or a doll that you really like because there is a great chance that the spirit will not leave the doll.)

Rice (The spirit that eats this offering is said to grow stronger)

Red thread (This symbolizes blood and acts of restraint)

Something from your body (Fingernails are the most commonly used, but some use their own blood, skin, hair, etc. Don’t use someone else’s body parts or else it becomes a curse.)

Weapon (Something to stab the doll with so that you can anger it. Real knives are dangerous, so most people use pencils or needles.)

Salt water or alcohol (Without this, the game won’t end. This material is used to get rid of the spirit.)

Hiding place

A name (Giving the spirit a name is the most powerful thing a human can give. Names give spirits great power.)

Step 1: Cut the doll and replace its insides with rice.

Step 2: Place something from your body into the doll.

Step 3: Wrap the doll with the red thread thread as if to hinder it.

Step 4: In a bathroom, pour water into a large washbasin and find some place to hide.

Step 5: Place a cup of salt water in the place before starting the game.

To play:

Step 1: Start at 3 A.M. because that is the time when spirits are most active

Step 2: Give the doll a name

Step 3: When the clock strikes three, close your eyes and say “First tagger is (doll name)!” three times. (If you’re talking to the doll, you must talk sternly.)

Step 4: Go to the bathroom and place the doll in the washbasin.

Step 5: Turn off all the lights

Step 6: Close your eyes and count to ten. Ready your your weapon and head to the bathroom. Go to the doll and say “I found you (doll name)!” and stab the doll. Afterward, close your eyes again and say “Now (doll name) is it!” three times

Step 7: Place the weapon next to the doll and go to your hiding place. You MUST lock the door as well as all other doors and windows.

Step 8: Drink the salt water, but do not swallow or spit it out. The salt water will protect you from the spirit.

To end:

When you want to end the game, take any leftover salt water or alcohol and find the doll. Keep in mind that the doll may not be in the bathroom and there have been instances of it being outside. When you find the doll, Spray the salt water in your mouth on the doll and do the same with the excess water you have left. Close your eyes and shout “I win! I win! I win!” The spirit in the doll will give up and and the game ends. It is advised to dispose of the doll by burning it.

Important:

Keep the game under two hours. After two hours, the spirit in the doll will be too strong to be removed.

You must play alone. The more people there are, the higher the chances of someone getting possessed.

Don’t go outside

When hiding, BE SILENT

Turn off all electronics before starting

When running away, DO NOT LOOK BACK. Also, don’t fall asleep while playing. The doll might stab you.

When discovered by the doll, you can get a small wound or even get possessed. If found by the doll, be careful because your weapon will be somewhere on the floor or in your pocket.

After the game is over, it is important to lean up properly. Be sure to put salt in every corner of the house, especially places where you put the doll and where you found it. Salt is said to scare away spirits.

People who have played have reported some of the following events that usually take place while playing:

TV changing channels on its own

Perfectly normal lights flickering

Doors opening and closing

Hearing the sound of laughter

Holy shit someone do this and tell me if It works I’m too much of a pussy.

._.

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

WHO EVEN INVENTED THIS GAME?!

so intense… omg

You know, who really needs sleep after reading this?

I didn’t even finish reading, but just wanted to reblog some scary shyt.

What the fuck did I just read?

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ducko — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:10:43 -0400

sigfodr: A version for tumblr that can be read without opening...

ducko — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 04:19:58 -0400

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

thisisnotduckeh: malljan: “This woman spent a year building a...

ducko — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 15:03:28 -0500

thisisnotduckeh:

malljan:

“This woman spent a year building a 400,000 piece Lego replica of Hogwarts”

http://imgur.com/gallery/398iC

comealongstormaggedon: lesreichenbachfinn: When...

ducko — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:06:04 -0500

comealongstormaggedon:

lesreichenbachfinn:

When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.

These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.

If anybody ever tells me that storytelling isn’t important anymore, I’ll show them this post.

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ducko — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 03:41:24 -0500